Just got off the phone with sly, he’s back in the states. Good to hear that gringos voice for the first time in a while besides skype which doesn’t really give u the same experience of a real conversation.
Aaaaanywho. I’ve been wasting my time on this website lately. You can design Doc Martens and you can do crazy stuff. You can use spraypaint, tape, whiteout…the list goes on.
I like to use the lighter and burn the stuff as much as possible.
I designed a boot in honor of heath ledger for the future best-movie-ever created The Dark Knight. I call it whysoserious?
I went to bagelworld this morning and got caught in a phone conversation with two of my roommates at 1:00 this afternoon. Byron and DonkeyLips were trashed…and they don’t even live in the same state so I knew I was missing out on something good. “Robblee you puss, Preakness…fuckin….shit” thats all I understood through an assortment of swears and loud bangs that I could only imagine were beer cans hitting the phone.
So I realized that I missed Preakness, the horse race in Maryland that is also the biggest shit show party ever invented. I was supposed to call byron and drive down with him but I didn’t have the money cuz i’m doing an internship aka paying my college so i can work for someone.
This is the running of the urinals. Every year there are like 60 urinals in the middle of the field and people run across it for fun while others hurl beer cans at ur dome piece. I only wish i was able to do this act of stupidity this weekend so i could describe it in detail on this site.
So then later on i got a text from grant. It said “Shit Brown!” Shitty Brown is a rapper that me and Jordan Elbow invented in high school and always ran around screaming “shit brown”. One day i told grant about shitty brown and he only says it when he gets really rowdy…so getting this text message assured that reserved ole g-rant is hitting the g&ts pretty hard.
Dammit i messed up. I really wish i went to preakness.