Wakefield Senior Prom ‘06. I looked damn good in my black pin striped suit. Keep in mind, I didn’t go to WHS so I already felt a little weird seeing a bunch of kids that I went to middle school with that i havent seen in four years. But aaanywho, I went to the prom last minute with one of my good friends and I was still real good friends with everyone who she was going with so it was gonna be a fuckin great night.
Pictures, grand march, more pictures, limo ride, enter prom. No problems, everyone’s lookin good havin a ball. We mingled and found our seats then played the waiting game to eat. I kept eyeing everything on the table I was so hungry.Then our number was called and we got to eat.
I made my way up to the table with two plates and grabbed a bunch of napkins. I filled the plates with two of everything…and then I saw it. The most beautiful looking piece of fruit I ever laid my eyes on. I kept talking about the decorative pineapple to the point where people were daring me to take it. After I finished eating I went for it. I grabbed that fucker and went to the table and dissected it, eating every last bit of it sans a few slices I handed to other people. Then we started to dance a little bit after a bit of digestion.
After like 45 minutes on the dance floor my throat was really really itchy. Sometimes
when people eat
Who knew it could hurt to eat a decorative pineapple?
pineapple that happens but then it got worse. And then eventually my throat closed up and I was speaking weird. Like my tongue was glued to the top of my mouth or some shit.
Everyone got freaked out/worried and made me go talk to the nurse.
Nurse, “Robblee, huh? Yeah, I had both of your brothers. You’re all accident prone I guess. Mom gave me her cell phone number a while back…I’m gonna call her and tell her I’m giving you benadryl. You’ll be fine. Don’t drink.Seriously, don’t drink it won’t be good with the benadryl.”
So then we went about the rest of the night and I got sleepy from the benadryl but I drank a red bull and kept going. Then we went to Hampton Beach for the night and thats when it got wild. Benadryl, redbull, and lots and lots of beer…that made for a whacky night that I think took years off my life.
So yeah, thats how I became allergic to pineapple. I love hawaiian pizza and my brother gets it all the time. I have to just look at it and wish i could have some but nope I cant. Because i’m allergic.
Yadig?
CJR
