ESPYs and Justin Fucking Timberlake

23 07 2008

Great choice in an ESPY host. His “thats why i love sports” performance was amazing. I almost cried when he came out as captain paul mvp pierce with ray ray and kg on his hands as puppets. I DVRd the whole show and I’ve watched that one performance like 20 times, and I get to fastforward through all the Giants shit (I’ll take 18-1, World Series, NBA finals, and next years superbowl gladly though…someone else can have one now and then).





Dueling Grills

23 07 2008

I had this idea one day that I needed to have a barbecue. i don’t wanna be ordinary though when I throw this bbq, so I strapped a theme onto it. Its going to be like an iron chef-type competition where me and Rooney are

i wish i had a grill like this

i wish i had a grill like this

pitted against each other as captains of our teams with 4 sous chefs. Then on competition day the carefully selected unbias panel of judges will present a secret ingredient that must be used in the grill-off. We get to choose the rest of our ingredients and he’s using pineapple for his kabobs (dick) I’m going to marinate everything in booze.