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i saw a shirt like this from old navy and it was 10 bucks but something just made me not buy it. i really liked it and especially the light blue one with the white casette that they had. then i found this shirt on some obscure website for 10 bucks and it has Budweiser and some slogan lines on it. now thats an upgrade, i’ll take it.
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who the fuck wants to smell like chocolate?...maybe i'll try it anyways
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and he makes a ton of sense in this video. I hate talking politics at length but this shit cracks me up.
“I want to know if she really believes dinosaurs were alive 4,000 years ago…she’s gonna have the nuclear codes. I want to know that.”
True story.
I think it was my senior year in high school and we had a random day off so i went into Boston with Barrows and Endo to roam around and do hoodrat stuff. I forget all the details but we were drinking and we had to go to the bathroom so we went to the McDonald’s in Faneuil Hall and used the upstairs lavatory.
I went last out of the three of us and I was utilizing the urinal while this sketchy ass motherfucker wearing just a denim vest and no shirt comes running into the stall next to me panting like the fat kid in gym. Then this busted hooker-lookin broad goes into the same stall and closes the door. I was thinkin they were gonna get freaky naughty so of course i stuck around to at least hear the beginning, maybe some unzipping, who knows just maybe something interesting. What i heard was “no don’t break it up on the seat thats fucking gross. use the toilet paper thing instead.” Yeah, great idea you twat, they’re both equally disgusting but i mean if you’ve sunk to blowing lines in a mcdonalds bathroom i guess you’ll take the lesser of two evils instead of getting some poop particles and pubes mixed into your line.
i heard SNIIIFFFF SNIIIFFFF followed by silence and a big THUD. Then i saw the guys fuckin head bounce off the tile floor like a basketball on parquet. I booked it outta the bathroom at this point and told my friends we had to get the hell out of this mcdonalds but the girl came running out after me pleading to use one of our phones. The other two pretended they didn’t have phones but I didn’t want this guy to die and us be accused of murder for letting him die so i gave the other guy they were with my phone. He calls 911 and then pockets my phone, so I spent 20 minutes getting that back cuz this guy was cracked out on some shit. They weren’t doin coke this was somethin intense…but anyways i finally got my phone back after the paramedics had come.
I saw this dude convulsing on the floor and his face turned more and more purple by the second. Veins were popping out of his neck and he was breathing so weird, like gasping for air but i could hear his lungs gurgling. And then for the first and only time in my life i saw the life pass from his eyes. It was one of the weirdest fucking moments of my life and I don’t even tell this story too much cuz it creeps me out so much.
After that we left and went shopping in Quincy Market and then went over to the harbor to go on one of the cruises. the whole time i was thinkin about the last gasp that guy took before it all went silent. The other two weren’t convinced the guy actually died, but i just had that weird cold feeling that comes over you when something out of the ordinary happens and you just cant explain how you feel but its different.
Long story short: I saw a guy die in a McDonald’s and almost got my cellphone stolen by a crackhead.
Robes
P.S. The first words out of my mouth when I saw a picture of Sarah Palin and then saw her speech were “Damn, Tina Fey is going to do a hell of an impression of her on SNL.” I can’t wait to see that impression along with Michael Phelps and Weezy this Saturday night.
