Broad: 
Lauren “LC” Conrad. I’ve loved her ever since Laguna, I even liked her more than Kristin at the time (I took personality into consideration because they are both 10s but Kristin was a little bit more smokin). The Hills sucks and I can’t even watch 2 minutes of it but after seeing her on Bromance this week I fell back in love and want to find this girl and propose imediately.
Movie: Surfer, Dude with Matthew McConaughey. The world’s best surfer, Steve Addington, returns home to find his sponsors left him and all his money is gone. This shooby-suit who used to be a surfer tries to lure him into reality-tv and videogames but Add just wants to smoke weed and surf fuck all that other noise. Then there is a 2 month wave drought and shit hits the fan. Appearances by Woody Harrelson and Willie Nelson. The plot and dialogue sucks but its one of those movies that is so bad its funny and I’m probably gonna watch it a hundred times. Oh yeah, I think it went straight to DVD and I got it at BestBuy for 5 bucks the day it came out. Drinking game: drink everytime they say Dude or Brah…you’re gonna be effed up, brah.
Activity: Going back to school.
TV Show: Already mentioned it, Bromance, brah. Luke Verge reppin’ Malden Catholic to the fullest is going to take home the prize and if he doens’t then this show sucks…actually the show sucks anyways but he’s the only redeeming quality of it. LC asked him what kind of pickup line he would use at a bar and he says, “Wanna go halves?…on a baby?” the comedy isn’t in the joke, it was in his delivery and he nailed it and hopefully nailed LC right after.
Pumped for: The return of Lost. And I gotta go see the Biggie movie at some point.
Food: Billy’s Roast Beef, dude. I just had my first one of the break today and I’m a little mad at myself for waiting this long.
Song: Eminem is back. “Crack a Bottle” is another one of his songs that is going to be stuck in your head for weeks until it gets way too overplayed and you start to hate it. Plus it features the latest return of Dre and that gives me a good funny feeling in my tummy.
